This cake delivery wins the award for most STRESSFUL!! While trying to find the loading dock of the Ritz Carlton Pentagon City in an overheated garage under the mall, the chocolate soccer nets melted to a puddle and the groom became a paraplegic. After checking in with security to receive visitor passes and the blessing of the pastry chef to borrow his kitchen, the soccer nets were melted, repiped, and hardened in the fridge! It was a tough match, but Christen reigned victorious!

Today Katie Licker was caught red paw'ed licking a giant can of fat! When questioned, she responded "I'm the REAL Food Lion!"

This little bunny's hopped up on Easter grass. I wouldn't eat what he puts in your basket...

I'm a little teapot short and tacky! This was a rush job...

This creation was destined for caketastrophes even in idea conception. The designers: me (church), James (middle house), and Kathy (right house). Happy Halloween!!

I often tell people that cake is messy business, now they will believe me!

Buttercream Overflow Incase you can't make out from the picture, that is a solid 6 quarts of buttercream churning in my kitchenaid. For you mathy types, that's 21,500 calories worth. The caketastrophe involved here? Mistaking the teaspoon for the tablespoon and having to triple the output to correct the mistake...

This cake shared the same fate as humpty dumpty. Only all the king's horses and all the king's men didnt bother trying to put him back together again, they just chucked him in the trash instead. Click next to see the "save cake". That tower was sturdy as concrete!!

I'm embarrassed to admit I was proud of this caketastrophe when I made it. That sea-sick complexion was a complicated mix of all 3 primary colors of liquid food coloring. Just pray it doesn't come down your chimney!